You May Be a Chocoholic If ...
- Your favorite wine is Cocoa Cuvee Brut.
- You ever bathe in hot chocolate.
- You fall asleep by counting chocolate sheep jumping a chocolate fence.
- You have a tendency to melt in hot weather.
- You fondly call your children Nestle, Lindt, or even Devilz.
- Your favorite cartoon character is Cadbury (from Richie Rich).
- You have a huge collection of chocolate bar wrappers.
- You judge people by the type of chocolate they eat.
- You have panic attacks when down to your last 10 bars.
- You receive volume discounts from your suppliers. (That means us ;-)!!!)
- Your recipe for chocolate chip cookies has only one ingredient -- chocolate.
- You wear "essence of cocoa" perfume on special occasions.
- You spend more time planning chocolate extravaganzas than planning your career.
- You campaign to have a national holiday created to commemorate the discovery of cocoa.
- You consider "Death by Chocolate" the only way to go.
- You eat an entire batch of newly-baked brownies before they have time to cool.
