The Chocolate Dictionary

• Romance: The art of slowly and seductively unwrapping your chocolate bar.
• Diet: Cutting down from 12 to 11 chocolate truffles per day.
• Recipe: A formula to ensure that chocolate is included in everything from baked potatoes to onion soup.
• Self Control: Saving half your box of chocolates until "later."
• Ultimate Act of Generosity: Grudgingly giving someone a square of your precious chocolate.
• Love: A passionate need for another. Many believe that true love is only possible with one chocolate bar at a time.
• Unrequited Love: When your chocolate cake just doesn't seem to care about you any more.
• Aphrodisiac: Chocolate-covered oysters served with chocolate flavored champagne.
• Chocophobia: The totally logical fear that the world will run out of chocolate.
• Glutton: Anyone who refuses to share with you.
• Affair: Having a wonderful time with one chocolate while another is patiently waiting in the pack.
• Sex Appeal: Being so "hot" that you cause chocolate to melt at first glance.