Rules at Choco Devilz

• If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
• Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
• The problem: How to get loads of chocolate home from the shop in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. ;-)
• Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
• A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
• If you can't eat all your chocolate, it can be kept in the refrigerator. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you???
• If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
• If your grandma says, Chocolate has many preservatives. Tell her Preservatives make you look younger. ;-)
• Money talks. Chocolate sings. Friendship protects. Love embraces. And Choco Devilz Rocks!!!